things I want to do with u
- spoon
- make grilled cheese
- watch dumb movies
- make a blanket fort
- maybe kiss or something
- take selfies
- hold hands
- dance to cute music
- go for walks outside
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This was so good 😍😭
Doing a girlfriend thing
no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese
Anonymous asked:
what does bdsm mean? please explain.
amazingdanielhowell answered:
best damn spaghetti meatballs
Anonymous asked:
what does bdsm mean? please explain.
amazingdanielhowell answered:
best damn spaghetti meatballs
In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- doinker
- schlong
- wankie
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
are you kidding im going to use all of these
STINKY PICKLE
Tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.
the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend that if he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”